cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

image

IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

reallylameblog:

youbetterfuckingfollowme:

reallylameblog:

beaconandbacondetector:

reallylameblog:

idk how id survive without water <3

You wouldnt

haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)

No you seriously couldn’t survive without water, it’s something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD

reblog if you feel the same way about water!

hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

death-by-lulz:

sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

death-by-lulz:

sometimes i wonder what the voice actors of this show are thinking when they record scenes like this

lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

lulz-time:

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

gnarly:

me: *first one finished when eating with friends* 

me: *still hungry*

me: *looks at friends food* 

me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”