dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
gf: babe come over
me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest
gf: my parents are out ;)
IS HE OKAY??!!!!?
yes hes with his girlfriend now
idk how id survive without water <3
haha. i feel like that sometimes too. glad someone loves water as much as i do :)
No you seriously couldn’t survive without water, it’s something that everyone needs. WE HAVE TO HAVE IT TO LIVE YOU FUCKING RETARD
reblog if you feel the same way about water!
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
me: *first one finished when eating with friends*
me: *still hungry*
me: *looks at friends food*
me: “you gonna fuck dat up?”